Friday, November 25, 2011

The Smoke That Thunders

Mosi-oa-Tunya
The Smoke that Thunders

As I drove up over a tiny hill, I noticed a huge cloud of misty white smoke rising up from the horizon. Unlike typical smoke which appears to rise up straight through the air and thin into the sky, this smoke seemed to ride on the air, then at last conclude back towards the earth.

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I traveled about ten miles closer when the smoke began to sparkle like a rainbow. Spectrums of color moderately appeared and faded while enthralling pinpoints of light pulsed like a thousand beacons. The sight of this shimmering cloud was so enthralling that I did not realize a 10,000 lb. Elephant was crossing the road directly in front of me.

I slammed on the breaks, screeching the truck to a halt. The startled elephant spun his body around to face me. He spread his ears out to the sides of his head displaying his stupendous size. Then he loudly trumpeted as he swung his trunk back and forth in rage. Threatened by my sudden appearance, he assumed this defensive posture to frighten me away.

I held my ground by remaining where I had stopped. After several quick flaps of his ears, the elephant stepped towards the truck and held his head high above his ten-foot tall shoulders. Then he stared down at me over his weighty six-foot long tusks; each tusk must have weighed over 150lbs.

I noticed the elephant was "right-handed", because his right tusk was more worn down than his left one, which meant he used that one more often. Unfortunately, that was the one almost knocking on my windshield.

The elephant then raised his trunk into the air, and began sniffing my vehicle. An elephant's trunk contains nearly 150,000 muscles and nerves, providing it with greatest flexibility and sensitivity. Lacking any bones, the trunk is adequate with two finger-like points on the end.

An African elephant can pick up fruit the size of a marble as well as break a 12-inch thick branch off of a tree. This elongated proboscis provides a means for smelling, breathing, touching, drinking, and eating. While the dry season, when water is low, an elephant will dig holes and use its trunk to tap private springs. The trunk also acts as a hose, either for a drink or a dust bath. A coating of dust or mud on the skin repels sun and insects.

In the past, many population would unearth an elephant's skull and think it was the skull of a Cyclops; the hole to facilitate the elephant's trunk was mistaken for an eye socket.

When the elephant's trunk began to moderately research my car as if it had a mind of its own, I began to moderately creep my truck send to show a mild aggression. This is something that needs to be done to an overzealous animal that has the ability to tip your truck over. As I moderately inched forward, the elephant spread his ears out and took a charging posture. This weighty wall of muscle standing six-feet taller than the hood of our truck was the greatest form of intimidation. From ear to ear he was wider than the truck.

As he stared down at me, his tusks were inches from my windshield, and the heavy breathing from his trunk fogged our glass. As the largest land animal on earth, one would believe its stupendous size carries an equal sense of confidence, but it does not. When most elephants threaten a human with a charge, they are bluffing, especially the males. When encountering male elephants while on foot in the bush, one can usually ward off a payment with a fair whole of yelling and waving of the arms. Believe it or not, sometimes plainly throwing a small stick at an aggressive elephant will send them running in the opposite direction. Not that throwing a stick could ever hurt an elephant, it is much like throwing a pencil at a human. But the mere performance of a measly human throwing something at them is adequate to confuse them and discourage added aggression.

But, the case can be much dissimilar when encountering a female elephant, especially with young. Do not try the stick throwing approach with a mother elephant. She might chase you down with the stick you have just thrown, and.jam it where the sun doesn't shine.. As with most animals, along with humans, mothers protecting their young can become very unpredictable and aggressive. But, when you think about it, they are the most predictable: you know they will kill you. How can you tell the inequity in the middle of a male and female elephant? Let's just say that when you see a male elephant, "it" is quite obvious.

While I continued inching towards the elephant he began to back away. Then with an breathtaking whole of grace and speed, he lumbered off the side of the road and into the bush. I lingered in the area for a few minutes, watching him pull off trunk full of dried thorny leaves and stuff them into his mouth. Occasionally he would turn his head in my direction and give an aggressive earflap and headshake, just to let me know he did not forget I was there. Then after he moderately disappeared into the thick brush, I continued on my way towards the shimmering cloud.

About one-half mile past the elephant, I pulled the truck off to the side of the road and walked down a thin path on foot. As my feet touched the African soil, a dust cloud lifted into the hot dry air. The sun baked ground emitted heat like a stove, causing hundreds of tiny lizards to dart around the ground, panting like dogs while searching for the tiniest shadows of shade. The surrounding land was parched, the sparse clumps of bristly dry grass crackled beneath my feet, and the larger surrounding vegetation seemed to pout from thirst.

I followed this thin sandy path as it meandered straight through the barren grass. It led towards a patch of dense jungle which seemed to carry the shimmering cloud. I started to hear a faint rumbling sound in the distance and it became louder and louder as I approached the jungle.

Soon all I heard was a constant thundering roar. Then within a matter of a single footstep, I entered a lush jungle. The change in my surroundings was so extreme, that at one moment as I stood on the path, my left foot touched bone dry sand and scrub brush, while my right foot was stepping within a lush rainforest. It was as if I were standing on a page in a photo album and walked from one photograph to another.

Green broad leaf vegetation grew towards the sky, so tightly interwoven with each other, that it seemed as if a giant could run by and pick up the entire rainforest like a basket.

A cool mist continuously fell from the sky and the fallen water would derive in the forks of trees like tiny ponds. around these minute watering holes, small multi-colored birds gathered to drink, bathe, and preen their feathers.

The birds sparkled within this micro-jungle, as the sun reflected off the mist that collected on their feathers. Suddenly a three-foot tall monkey jumped out of a tree and landed directly in front of me. He sat on his hindquarters and stared at me with deep curiosity, almost as if he was trying to characterize with his mind. He then turned around and began to walk down the path. As if acting as a tour guide, he walked in front of me and occasionally would turn around to see if I were following.

Soon the monkey, and I, became soaking wet from the mist and the rumbling noise became so overwhelmingly loud like a freight train. As I made my way straight through the showering mist the monkey lazily hopped up to a branch and I walked up next to him. The roaring sound rattled my ribs and straight through the thick cloud of churning mist, roared one of the seven natural wonders of the world, Victoria Falls,

The largest curtain of water on the earth, the Kolovos tribe living in Zimbabwe While the 1800.s named Victoria Falls, Mosi-oa-Tunya - The Smoke that Thunders. At a mile wide, the Zambezi River fuels Victoria Falls.

Suddenly, this calm, glass-like river violently transforms as sixteen hundred million cubic feet of water per second (yes, per second), plunges 300-feet creating continuous explosions of water in the pool below. It vibrates your skin, shaking your soul.

In every direction, rainbows faded in and out. Blowing mist filled my eyes with water and soaked my clothes, while a hurricane of rising spray exploded hundreds of feet into the air, capturing the concentration of whatever within a 25-mile radius.

At one thousand, six hundred and fifty miles long, the Zambezi is the fourth longest river in Africa. It flows straight through eastern Angola, western Zambia, forms the border of northeastern Botswana, and separates Zambia and Zimbabwe. It then crosses central Mozambique where it branches out into the Mozambique Channel.

I had a great dilemma in writing about Victoria Falls. The human mind is too minute to accurately translate such drama and beauty. A language that could fully characterize what your eyes see, does not exist. Words cheapen the vision.

Gazing at Victoria Falls is hypnotic. Her explosive roar deafens all conversations forcing one to silently stare at her, inhale her mist, and dispell her beauty. She demands all of your attention, and you are more than willing to give it to her.

Within seconds, Victoria Fall's image, power, and beauty, creates a passion within one's soul that would take years to organize in the middle of two people. When you leave "Victoria", you feel as if you are forever walking away from a soul mate. You leave wanting to take her home with you. It is a desire you will always feel, but never fulfill. There are no words to characterize this "Queen" that would do her justice, and I will not try.

I stared for as long as I could. I began to lose track of time, so I reluctantly Pried myself away from "Victoria", and walked along her edge toward the Zambian border.

As I passed my monkey friend I said to him, "Come on, let's go to Zambia". The monkey looked at me with a slightly tilted head, his hair clumped together from the falling mist, production him look like a punk rocker. Then he slicked back his hair with both hands, which made him look like a 1950.s greaser.

As he continued to slick back his "do", I walked along a cliff hanging path on the edge of the falls, but the monkey never followed. I am sure he believes there is no best place for him to be, than where he is. He is right.

After a short walk, I passed straight through a small border post of practice agents ready to survey my immigration documents. After they stamped my passport, I walked into Zambia.

From this location, one must enter Zambia via an old iron railroad bridge. The Victoria Falls railroad bridge was completed in 1905, and it fast became a vital trade route in the middle of the two countries as well as hosting many clandestine operations While times of political turmoil.

The bridge helped kick start Victoria Fall's traveler trade which has grown year after year. Not only was it a vital trade route, it is currently a traveler attraction. The bridge is home to the highest market bungee jump in the world. For almost 100 U.S. Dollars, one can bungee jump 350-feet off the bridge, over the Zambezi River. I never had the desire to pay money in order to jump off a perfectly sturdy bridge, so I continued on into Zambia.

While looking deep into the gorge of the Zambezi, I realized that if the bungee cord ever broke, the hippos and crocodiles would have a field day. I am sure that from years of watching population "fall" off the bridge, then miraculously spring back into the air just before hitting that water, has the hippos and crocs conferrence below the bridge in hopes of a "technical failure". After leaping, the bungee jumpers are lowered into a small boat and brought to shore. Then, they must scale a craggy cliff to get back onto flat land, production salvage seem more treacherous than the leap.

I walked along the railroad bridge into Zambia where we met four young native boys caring five-gallon spackle buckets full of flavored ice.

"Hey boss, would you like some ice?" one on the Zambians asked.

"Lets see what you have" I replied.

Immediately each of the boys sat on the railroad track and pried the tops off their buckets while retention them in the middle of their knees. After a fair whole of effort, they popped their lids and displayed their inventory. Each of their buckets were meagerly filled with half-frozen bricks of juice, all floating in a smorgasbord of previously melted flavors. The spackle that the pail originally held would have been more appetizing, but I both a block of ice to acknowledge their possession efforts.

As I departed enterprise with the boys, one of them said, "Thank you sir, my name is Osborne, if you ever need ice in the future, please look for me."

"I will Osborne, and you guys keep up the good work." I replied while we began to walk down the railroad tracks in opposite directions.

After taking a rather uneventful gad along the Zambian border, I walked back to my truck in Zimbabwe. I then decided to drive into the city of Victoria Falls. Victoria Falls has turned into a traveler town. Twenty five years ago Victoria Falls had just less than 100 permanent European residents. Now the streets are filled with Europeans, as well as souvenir shops, tour guides, and road merchants.

As I drove into town, I almost forgot I was in Africa. The city seemed no dissimilar than any American vacation town. Being one of the most favorite traveler attractions in the world provides many opportunities for the few population within the traveler industry. But it does not provide solutions for much of Zimbabwe's communal problems.

In Victoria Falls, as well as all of Zimbabwe, poverty is an greatest problem. Minutes after I parked my truck along the roadside, groups of sickly population swarmed around me begging for food or money.

This is always a difficult situation to face, especially when the children are begging. I had adequate money in my pocket for them to retire on. But if you are seen freely handing out money to strangers, you can get into serious trouble, particularly when you run out of money to give. In situations like this, I keep an eye on the individuals in need while we are in their vicinity, then when I am ready to leave, I discreetly pass them what money and food I can spare, then fast move on.

In expanding to a lifetime of poverty, Zimbabwe's involvement with the war in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, drained hundreds of millions of dollars from the economy. The midpoint wage in Zimbabwe is under ,000 dollars a year. But that "average". Is not average. There are few middle-class citizens in Zimbabwe. It seems that the citizens of Zimbabwe either have it all, or have nothing.

Unfortunately, Aids is steadily weakening Zimbabwe's already crippled economy. Having the highest rate of Aids infection in the world, one out of every four adults in Zimbabwe is afflicted with the virus that causes Aids. Two thousand five hundred Zimbabweans a week die from the disease and that form is predicted to rise rapidly in the advent decade. Aids is not Zimbabwe's only major problem; they have a severe orphan epidemic. Currently one out of every five Zimbabwe children has lost at least one of their parents to Aids.

As the population gathered around me, I firmly made it clear to the adult beggars that they were not getting anything. It is healthy to sometimes put up a "tough" front to the overzealous adult beggars; otherwise they can become very pushy and demanding.

When I started speaking with the children, the adults wandered off to look for other wage opportunities. The definite attitude of adult beggars can shed light on why they are begging. The gentle gentle beggar generally has suffered much hardship and is production the best of their depressing situation. The beggars that act pushy and demanding are more often population too lazy to get a job and would much rather beg than work. But these rules do not hold true for the children, pushy or not, they are alone, scared, and fighting for their lives everyday.

I started talking to a girl and her two younger sisters. All three of them looked like minute neglected rag dolls; their tattered oversized clothing barely hanging on to them. I asked their names and the oldest girl replied,

"My name is Kambo. These are my sisters Mudiwa and Chipo."

"Why do you need money, does your mom and dad Work?" I politely asked

"No sir, they can't work, my mommy and daddy died."

"I am sorry to hear that. When did they die?"

Her minute face grew sadly depressed as she replied, "My daddy died two years ago, and my mommy died last year."

"How old are you?"

"I think I am nine", and after a long pause she added,

"Mudiwa is seven, no six, and Chipo is five, I think."

"When are your birthdays?"

"I don't know."

"None of you know you birthdays?"

"No"

"Once I remember my mommy saying that Chipo was born in the summertime but I am not sure when."

"Who takes care of you and your sisters?" I asked.

"I do." She proudly replied with a smile.

"Where do you live?"

"Anyplace we can sleep, where no one will bother us."

"Do population bother you a lot?" I asked with great concern.

"Yes, all the time. But it is always bad population that bother us; nice population never pay concentration to us."

"Why do the bad population bother you?"

"They try to take our food, blankets, and sometimes try to hurt us. Sometimes if I scream, they will run away."

It is sad to think that their only perception of "nice people" are the population that ignore them.

"You and your two sisters have been living on the streets all alone for the past year?"

"Yes, sometimes when it gets so cold at night, we hug each other to keep warm."

"Do you have any family, grandparents, uncles, aunts?"

"No, they all have died."

I wanted to ask how their entire house died. I assume most of them died from Aids, and the grandparents from old age. The midpoint life expectancy in Zimbabwe is only 37 years old. But I noticed by the looks on their faces, that talking about their parents was too painful for them, so I never asked.

"Our house is the three of us." Mudiwa said.

"You are the three musketeers." I replied with a smile. And they all politely replied "Yes", not quite sure what I was talking about.

I then told them I was going to take a look around town, but I would like to see them before I leave..

"We will be around", she promised with a enthralling smile. I think she was surprised that I was giving them so much attention. "Then I shall see you soon," I stated and lightly patted the three of them on the tops of their frizzy heads. As I walked away, they crossed the road and then tightly tucked into a dark alleyway to keep out of the sun.

Needless to say my gad straight through the city of Victoria Falls was rather depressing. It is a vacationer's paradise, but it can be a resident's hell. private within Victoria Fall's breathtaking beauty, the harsh realities of life continue to exist. Every night these lonely discarded children tuck themselves into the dark and dingy alleyways of this gorgeous city, only to wake up the following morning, alone

and hungry, like the unnoticed pebbles lodged in the grooves of a Ferrari's gas pedal.

While exploring ultra-modern storefronts and tourists arriving in their luxury cars, I notion about the girls' situation. I have to admit our first notion was

to scoop them up and take them home with me. But when reality set in I decided to give them money, just to make their advent days a bit easier to handle.

I devised a plan to safely get the money to them. When giving children in this position money, it is not safe to hand it to them in view of adults in their same position. Unfortunately, there are some population in this world that are just "evil", if they see a child with money, they will steal it, and possibly do far worse to the child. Predators live among the civilized as well as in the wild.

My plan would keep them safe from that possibility; at least until they got the money, then it would be up to them to hide it. I had to convince myself that my new minute friends gained adequate "street smarts" While the year they have been homeless and alone.

In Victoria Falls there is an old locomotive "parked" as a monument in what seems to be the "village square". I settled a kind whole of money in a brown paper bag, crumpled it up to look like it was thrown away garbage, then hid it beneath the locomotive. I then walked to the truck, and I called the three girls over. Just as I suspected, when they began to walk out of the alley, an adult beggar perked up like a hungry lion, and began to supervene the girls as they walked towards us. As the girls approached I yelled at the man behind them.

"I didn't call you!."

"But?"

As he began to give a phony excuse for following, I cut off his words.

"But nothing, go away, and mind your own business."

As he turned and walked away mumbling, the girls shook

their heads and laughed.

"Is he a "bad person"? I asked.

"Yes!" They all replied, as they all rolled there eyes is disgust.

"I notion so".

While I knelt down to say my goodbyes, I could see several of the adult beggars staring at us to see if I gave them money. I then told the girls "Did you know that I asked around town and found out that your birthdays' are today..

"What?" they giggled, then sheepishly covered their smiles with their hands to hide their imperfect teeth.

"Yes, all three of you were born on the same day, just dissimilar years".

They continued to laugh as I said,.So I have a birthday gift for you all, but we don't want any person to see me give it to you, so I hid it".

When I said "I did not want any person to see us give it to you", they rolled their eyes again, knowing that if the gift was seen by the others, it would be stolen seconds after I leave. As I said "I will tell you were I hid the gift", they all moved in closer to hear me whisper. I softly said so the others could not hear..

"Do you know where the big locomotive Is?"

"Yes", they all replied.

"I put your birthday gift in a brown paper bag and hid it underneath the locomotive."

"Now listen carefully, this is what I want you to do."

"After we say goodbye, go back to the alley where you were sitting before, if any person asks you what we were talking about, say I was asking for directions. Then after a few minutes, walk over to the locomotive and get the gift. Remember that it is in a brown paper bag, it looks like garbage but it

is not. I will sit in the truck and wait until you return safely with it. But when you return, remember not to wave to me, or talk to me, so the others do not realize that I gave you something..

"Got that?" I said with a hint of seriousness for their safety.

"Yes, we will sit down for a few minutes, then sneak over and find the gift, then come back. Ohh, and don't talk to you when we get back."

"Perfect!"

"But we can fast say goodbye now." I said. And three warm minute hugs later, we parted ways. I sat in the truck pretending to read a map as the older beggars approached the girls to form out why we were all talking so long. I heard her say, that I was lost and was looking for directions. And when the older beggars saw me with a map, they believed her.

The girls carried out my orders as if trained soldiers. They sat for a few minutes, before "aimlessly" wandering towards the locomotive, then they disappeared behind it. A few of the adult beggars seemed enthralling of where they were going, but fast lost interest when they found a new group of travelers to harass.

About two minutes later I saw three huge smiles advent from around the locomotive. looking like the cats that ate the canaries, they grinned ear to ear, while uncontrollably giggling like young girls should. With a look of breathtaking excitement on their faces, their eyes seemed to be uncontrollably drawn to me as they fought to pretend not to see me. It was almost as if they needed to look at me. While they carried out my "orders" almost perfectly, there was one order they did not follow. When they saw that the adult beggars were preoccupied with the tourists, they all hopped up on my truck's step panel, stuck their heads in our window, and whispered,

"Thank you, nice man Rusty."

"You are welcome sweethearts, but you best go in case they see you.. I said trying to smile straight through tears, while these minute ones just had smiles. They know no other way of life.

They all fast patted me on the on the hand while saying thank you again and again, then they continued down the busy sidewalk with an extra "life in the steps until they became a part of the bustling crowd.

It is baffling how our planet possesses so many natural riches, and yet we still create a world that determines one's level of happiness, safety, and ability of life to the whole of thin sheets of colored paper (money) they have. Money dictates our lives. Although these girls live in one of the most gorgeous parts of the world, they are forced to believe that there is nothing more indispensable than that colored paper. It will be the only way they can survive in their world.

But money does hold a mystical power for its owner. I witnessed this when they came to the truck and whispered "thank you". They seemed like "newer" children. Their smiles were brighter, their posture was straighter, and their eyes sparkled like Mosi-oa-Tunya - the Smoke that Thunders.

Several years have past since that day, and I still wonder what has become of the girls. I am sure it is a demand that will never be answered, so I seek ease in believing that my gift made a part of their lives easier.

Whenever I think of Victoria Falls, the girls.' smiles shine brightly in my mind. Since my daughter Ayla was born, I think of them more than ever. On many nights, as I tuck Ayla into her warm bed, I wonder how Kambo, Mudiwa, and Chipo are doing. Are they safe, are they hungry, are they warm,....are they alive?

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

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Sunday, November 6, 2011

World Series of Poker (Wsop) Top 40 Moments

As the 40th World Series of Poker dawns upon us, we take time to look through forty of the tournaments defining moments.

40. The Curse of the 90 year-old man.
To the untrained eye, Victor Goulding is your regular 90 year-old guy. At the 2005 Main Event, he was truly given a ten-minute penalty for cursing at the table. British sweetheart Vicky Coren was sat next to the gentleman, although we can't tell for sure if she was the cause of the senior citizen's aberration.

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39. Hellmuth Blow Ups
There's the one where he calls the guy an idiot, or the time when he accuses a fellow player of being unable to spell 'poker', yet alone play it. With naturally too many nuggets to choose from, Wpt Magazine has opted to bunch them all in one public group. Good work, Phil.

38. A Tricky Final Table
Last years's Wsop Player of the Year Erick Lindgren final tabled three events but chose the toughest of them all to pick up his first bracelet. The players he had to dodge colse to to pick up the ,000 Mixed Hold'em title included Justin Bonomo, Andrew Robl, Roland de Wolfe, David 'Chino' Rheem, Howard Lederer, David Williams, Pat Pezzin and Isaac Haxton. Easy.

37. Ante Depressants
In one of the more heated moments of Wsop history, Jeff Lisandro defending accusations made by Prahlad Friedman over not posting a ,000 ante. Video cameras showed the Australian to be in the right, also capturing what became a decidedly heated 'discussion' between the two players.

36. Iranian Invades America
Mansour Matloubi becomes the first non-American Main Event winner in 1990 before final tabling again in 1993. He was eliminated in fourth place by eventual winner Jim Bechel, denying the poker world another two-time champion.

35. A Glimmer of Hope Against Gold
Coming to the final table of the 2006 World Series, many pinned their hopes on the remaining professional, Allen Cunningham. Contending with the blueberry eating steam train that was Jamie Gold, there was a glimmer of hope when Cunningham picked off a Gold bluff with just Ace-high. It wasn't to be though, the Full Tilt pro finishing in 4th.

34. The Frankly Bizarre...
There can be no denying that the Wsop Main Event attracts all sorts. If it's not Hevad Khan wielding his chair and dancing like a Red Bull fuelled Baloo or Joe Sebok turning up dressed as Batman's sidekick, Robin (then a diaper-wearing bear, then Superman...), there's all the time man dressing up like a goofball. There's also Phil Laak spending the day as an old man. The mind truly boggles.

33. Lederer Wins Bracelet...Eventually
We can't frame out what took him so long, but Howard Lederer finally broke his Wsop bracelet voodoo when he won the ,000 Limit Omaha event in 2000. The amount of final tables he'd made before without winning the cheese? Twelve.

32. Las Vegas Pays Its Respects to Chip Reese
Poker lost one of its brightest lights in December 2007 when David 'Chip' Reese passed away. With every player queuing to pay homage to the man Doyle Brunson declared 'the best player I'd ever played with', the ,000 H.O.R.S.E tournament was dedicated to the man who won the title in its inaugural year. The move was a class act; much like Chip himself.

31. Poker is So Rigged...
If you've ever wanted to throw your laptop into the pool after taking one of those bad beats, spare a concept for Harman and Hudson who had to undergo a spanking from the fickle mistress called Fate:
Jennifer Harman vs. Corey Zeidman.

Harman's raise with Qq is called by the Zeidman's 9d-8d and one other. The chilly Ts-Jd-Qh flop saw Zeidman flop a level and Harman top set. The small lady pulled ahead on the Td, but the brutal one outer came when the dealer popped the 7d on the river. Ouch.

Oliver Hudson vs. Sammy Farha.
Stump up ,000. Sit down, look down at pocket tens. Reraise the open from Sammy Farha, flop a full house. Slowplay, get your money in, perceive you've been cold decked by A-T on the A-A-T flop, pick up your coat and leave. Thank you and goodnight.

30. 2005 - The traditional 'Year of the Pro'
Before all this hoo-ha about the 'Year of the Pro' last year, there was another year when the pro showed what they're made of. 2005 saw bracelets for Allen Cunningham, Josh Arieh, Erik Seidel, Tj Cloutier, Barry Greenstein, Todd Brunson, Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan, Phil Ivey, Mark Seif, Willie Tann...and Jennifer Tilly.

29. "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"
Joe Hachem: a wholly nice guy and a astonishing ambassador for poker, but strewth - does he have some noisy fans! The 2005 Main Event king had a cheering contingent more akin to a soccer game terrace, manufacture the final table at the Rio a true carnival.

28. Cloutier The Bridesmaid Once More
Tj Cloutier is one of the most winningest poker players of all time, but one nut he's been unable to crack is the ,000 buy-in Main Event. He's come second twice; first in 1985 (losing to Bill Smith) and then, more famously, against Chris 'Jesus' Ferguson in 2000, when Ferguson's A-9 hit a miracle nine on the river to outdraw T.J.'s A-Q.

27. Annie Duke Wins 2004 Tournament of Champions
She might have lost to Joan Rivers in Celebrity Apprentice (you can stop booing now), but Annie Duke did have her occasion in the limelight when she won the Wsop Tournament of Champions in 2004. Once again, she was at the town of some compelling television, including the occasion she knocked out big brother Howard Lederer in third place. Cold hearted or what!?

26. Hollywood Hits Sin City
The stars turn out in earnest for the summer of mayhem in Las Vegas, with Oliver Hudson popping in very briefly (see no. 31), Jennifer Tilly picking up a bracelet, and the likes of Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Tobey Maguire playing the game to a very competitive level. Whatever which brings Shannon Elizabeth to the poker tables can't be bad, right?

25. You Couldn't Write About It...
Well, you can if you're James McManus. Heading to the Series in 2000 to write a piece for a magazine, the journalist was soon caught in the trapping of Las Vegas and ended up blowing his improve on qualifying for the Main Event. He got in and ended up final tabling. The whole story has been immortalized in 'Positively Fifth Street' and is well worth an afternoon of anyone's time.

24. Demidov Goes Transatlantic.
After booking his place in the November Nine, Ivan Demidov decided one Main Event final table that year was not enough. Off to London he went, seeking to continue his good form at the World Series of Poker Europe. He ultimately ended in third behind fellow Muscovite Stanislav Alekhin and champion John Juanda. The press relations dream began and Demidov came one step closer in Las Vegas before falling to the hands of Peter Eastgate heads-up.

23. Fossilman Fights to maintain the Crown.
With field sizes as huge as they are in the modern game, many believe Johnny Chan's back-to-back wins in '87 and '88 will never be repeated. The sceptics had to hold their breath for five days though as Greg Raymer made it to the final four tables in 2005, finally busting in 25th.

22. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
Robert Varkonyi's 2002 victory was memorable not only for the unlikely victory nature of his m inheritance but also the bragging of Phil Hellmuth, which would ultimately see him bald-headed. While commentating on the conclusion of the event, Phil Hellmuth claimed that should Varkonyi emerge victorious, he'd let the New Yorker shave his head. All thoughts of money disappeared and Varkonyi got the clippers out to leave The Poker Brat a slaphead.

21. The Tears of a Clown
Love him or hate him, there's no denying that Mike Matusow is one of the most consistent Main Event players of the last 10 years. 2004 saw a fierce rivalry between 'The Mouth' and eventual winner Greg Raymer but it was the A-Q of Ed foster which outdrew Matusow's A-K to send the pro blubbing to the rail. Bad beats are part of the game, but you practically wish Mike could get lucky one time.

20. Internet Geeks Attack!
The 2006 World Series was the year which announced the arrival of the internet kids on the live scene, with Scott Clements, Brandon Cantu, William Chen and Eric Froehlich all taking the 'fearsome online player' moniker and converting it into 'bracelet-winning pro'.

19. Barbara Enright - Doin' It For The Ladies
While Dan Harrington was busy winning the Main Event in 1995, many dothed their cap to Barbara Enright who had come to be the first woman to reach the final table of The Big One. Helping to reinforce a customary fact (women never, ever get their money in without the best of it), Enright's run at the bracelet was halted when her pocket eights were outdrawn by 6-3s, eliminating the Hall of Famer in fifth. Men are such fish.

18. Galfond The Wizard
Another internet whizz-kid who has since come to be a recognized face away from his computer monitor is Phil Galfond. He picked up the first bracelet during the '08 series at a fearsome ,000 Pot-Limit Omaha w/ Rebuys final table that had railbirds clamouring. The veritable 'who's who' included Phil Hellmuth, Daniel Negreanu, John Juanda, Kirill Gerasimov, Johnny Chan, David Benyamine as well as online players Brian 'tsarrast' Rast and Adam 'houdini' Hourani.

17. The traditional Poker 'Young Gun'
Some spotty-faced kid bowls into Las Vegas, glasses perched on the end of his nose, and ends up taking the biggest prize of them all from the backyard of the pros. No, we're not talking about Phil Hellmuth but rather Bobby Baldwin, who beat Crandell Addington heads-up in a rather chilly set-over-set scenario. Bloody internet kids...

16. A Chip and a Chair
In the most infamous of poker comebacks, Jack Straus won the 1982 Main Event after inadvertently leaving a single 0 chip behind when appealing all in. As he got up from the table he noticed the chip under a napkin. Tournament directors let him play on and the comeback saw the oft-heard 'chip and a chair' expression launched. Straus collected 0,000 for the win.

15. 2008 - The Year of the Pro (Part Two)
Nemad Medic, David Singer, Erick Lindgren, Mike Matusow, Vanessa Selbst, Daniel Negreanu, Max Pescatori, Kenny Tran, Barry Greenstein, Phil Galfond, John Phan, Rob Hollink, Dario Minieri, Layne Flack, David Benyamine, Scotty Nguyen, Jc Tran, and Marty Smyth - all bracelet winners. Sufficient said.

14. First Ever World Series of Poker
Of course, none of this would have been inherent if it wasn't for the pioneering vision of Benny Binion. appealing the six best players in the world to sit down and play at the Horseshoe was the birth of what has come to be the behemoth series that swarms colse to Vegas every summer. A small trivia for you; the first Series wasn't decided by freezeout but by ballot, with Johnny Moss winning unanimously.

13. Goodbye to Binions
As the Series evolved, it became more and more apparent that the brainchild of Benny Binion would ultimately outgrow its home. After 35 years of keeping the event on home soil, July 2005 would the last time the Series would enter Binions, appealing to the larger Rio just down the Strip.

12. Gold-en Year
2006 was a mind-blowing year for the Series; record-breaking prizepools, a Main Event champion who walked out with m (well, truly half of it) and over 6m handed out over the whole series. It seems only suitable that the champ was called 'Gold', doesn't it?

11. Doyle Does The Double
"Texas Dolly" may be the most recognisable poker player in the world but none of this would have happened unless Doyle had been the real deal. Brunson proved he was one of the all-time greats in 1976 and 1977 when he became the first player to successfully defend his World Series Main Event crown. As most of us know, the winning hand on both of the final hands was 10-2 offsuit, lending the hand to be named after Doyle himself.

10. "You Call It's Gonna Be All Over, Baby"
Poker is not a card game with people, it is a citizen game with cards. So said Tom McEvoy, and while he's not played a hand since 1994 while waiting for aces, the esteemed book author and Wsop Champion has a point.
One man who understood the psychology of the occasion perfectly was beer-swilling Scotty Nguyen, who managed to goad a call from Kevin McBride in what has come to be an immortalised occasion in poker history. As the amateur debated either to call what seemed like a inherent bluff, Scotty stood up, beer in hand, and uttered, "you call, it's gonna be all over baby". McBride fell for the bait, calling for the chop that never was. Scotty showed him the Jd-9c for the great full house and hence collected the 1998 title.

9. The November Nine Return
When Harrahs announced there would be a three-month hiatus before the final table of the Main Event regrouped to play out for the m first prize, there were furrowed brows in many quarters. It would be a bit like halting the Super Bowl final at half time for a week, argued some. As with any untried format, scepticism sprung forth.

By the time the final nine reconvened at the Rio, the climate was electric. While the same cynics will argue the public relations efforts were saved by the final table appearance of Ivan Demidov at the Wsop Europe Main Event (see 29), the spectacle itself proved to be worth the wait. The hopes of the poker purists laid with Scot Montgomery and Chino Rheem, while the sentimental pined for a Kelly Kim comeback. It was Peter Eastgate who became king though, rounding off what had been an appealing 2008 Main Event.

8. Harrington Goes Deep Two Years Running
While it's not sound as impressive as winning two years in a row, there can be no underestimating Dan Harrington's achievement in final tabling both the 2003 and 2004 Main Event. With fields of 839 and 2,576, 'Action Dan' ended third and fourth, collecting ,150,000 - more than duplicate the amount he netted for winning the whole thing in 1995. How times have changed.

7. Stu Ungar - Back to Back Champion.
They conjecture he was the most naturally talent poker player of all time. truly without parallel in gin rummy, Ungar was truly forced to turn his hand to poker after the performance dried up in his preferred game. The switch proved to be a wise one, and in 1980 the child-like Ungar ended up sitting opposite the Vegas legend that is Doyle Brunson heads-up for the lot - even more impressive when you think he later claimed it was the first time he'd ever played Texas Hold'em.

While many might have been intimidated playing Brunson, Ungar's self-belief was second to none. The final hand saw Doyle flop two pair with A-7 on an A-7-2 rainbow flop, and Ungar make a speculative call with his gutshot draw. The 3 on the turn gave Stuey the nuts, his 5-4 only needing to avoid an ace or seven by the time the money went in on fourth street. The river paired the deuce, leaving Ungar as the fresh-faced Wsop champion.

If Ungar's win in 1980 had any recommendation of beginners luck about it, his repeat in 1981 left no one in doubt, defending his title after beating Perry Green heads-up. 'The Kid' had come to town and won - twice.

6. The bracelet Battle
Some say that the portion of a great poker player is not necessarily the amount of money they've won, but the amount of bracelets they have. Hellmuth, Brunson and Chan had led the way, with the triumvirate having nine apiece. In 2005 the race picked up pace, with Chan winning his tenth bracelet after beating Phil Laak heads-up in the ,500 Pot Limit Hold'em bracelet. As if it were a firecracker to the begin the cordial rivalry, Chan's short reign as the outright leader was negated when Doyle Brunson secured his tenth in the ,000 Short-handed No Limit Hold'em event under a week later.

In case his hunger ever needed fuelling, Phil Hellmuth saw the two victories for his friends as a spur to hunt down championship gold with a new vigor. 2005 would prove fruitless for Hellmuth, but he didn't have wait much longer before tieing for ten bracelets, winning the ,000 No Limit Hold'em with rebuys. His eleventh came in the ,500 No Limit Hold'em event, breaking all the records once again. Old habits die hard, seemingly.

5. Johnny Two Times
Brunson had been the first to win back-to-back, while Ungar tore up the history books with his feats in the early eighties. The most impressive of all the repeat champions though is Johnny Chan. The first of two victories came in 1987 when he outlasted a final table including Howard Lederer and Dan Harrington. It was the second final table that is best known, with this heads-up win against Erik Seidel later immortalised in 'Rounders'. With the field sizes as big as they are in the modern game, Chan will quite maybe be the last man to ever defend the title successfully.

There are two ways to account for this hand; we can either talk about the cards, bets and action, or we could all just rehearse the quote made by Mike in 'Rounders'.

"Johnny Chan flops the nut level and has the discipline to wait him out. He knows Seidel's gonna bluff at it. Johnny fucking Chan. Chan is trying to sucker him in by taking his time. Look at the control. Look at that fuck. He knows his man well Sufficient to check it all the way and risk winning nothing with those cards. He owns him."
It does help when you flop the nuts against top pair heads-up. Of course, it could have been a hat trick if it weren't for a young man from Wisconsin who had all the self-belief of Ungar before him...

4. Hellmuth Becomes Youngest Ever Champ
From the occasion the final table of the 1989 Main Event had been set, there was a sense that history would be made. Johnny Chan was seeking to come to be the first man to ever win three in a row, while a safe bet player by the name of Phil Hellmuth had the opportunity to surpass Stu Ungar's narrative as the youngest ever Main Event winner. With the two outlasting a final table including Noel Furlong and Mr Wpt himself, Lyle Berman, it came down to a Chan - Hellmuth finale that would see the narrative books rewritten. Chan had described Hellmuth's play as aggressive, and when Hellmuth moved all in with pocket nines (yes, we know - very loose for Hellmuth), Chan made the call with As-7s. The nines held up and a new superstar was born. Nasa also reported what they concept a new planet had been spotted in a neighbouring galaxy. It was later revealed to be Phil Hellmuth's ego.

3. Moneymaker Wins
Chris Moneymaker's win in 2003 truly reshaped poker. Heads-up against high-stakes gambler Sammy Farha, the accountant from Tennessee showed the world that Whatever is inherent by becoming the first online satellite winner to win the Main Event. Having sat down one day to play a satellite on PokerStars, Chris bought into a satellite and mighty for what would be his first live tournament. An unknown quantity, Moneymaker managed to knock out the likes of Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey on his way to collecting the .5m first prize.

The win opened the minds of the every day man on the street; when they saw an accountant had beat a pro, every person concept they too could win .5m. The poker bug spread, magazines were printed and their journalists still entertain the idea of being World Champion. One of these days...

2. Chip Reese Wins Inaugural ,000 H.O.R.S.E.
With so many players flooding the Main Event, many of the pros now think the ,000 H.O.R.S.E as the true test of the best all-round poker player. The event was introduced in 2006, and the final table truly in case,granted us with some of the games best - and most recognisable - players; Doyle Brunson, Tj Cloutier, Patrik Antonius and Phil Ivey to name just four.

One name that might not have been known to the rail was that of David 'Chip' Reese. Recognised by his peers as maybe the best cash game player in the world, Reese had never sought the limelight related with winning poker tournaments. When the opportunity to play the best in the world in the biggest buy-in event at the Series came up, the lure was too much for Reese.

While it only took two and a half hours to lose the first seven, the heads-up battle between Reese and Andy Bloch was epic. Seven hours of play between the pair saw the lead turn hands about a million times (ok, a small exaggeration), and the duel was a testament to both players. As one moved to take charge, the other changed gear at just the right time.

It was cruel that man would lose, but it was Reese's resolve to win the event that proved stronger. Having suffered some harsh beats, Bloch found himself down to a proverbial bowl of rice and called his remaining chips off with 9-8 against Reese's A-Q. Typical of Bloch's luck in the key moments, he didn't improve. Reese had proved to the world that he was truly one of the greats. As if we didn't know already.

1. The Comeback Kid
To win the Main Event back to back was a feat that deserves recognition. To come back sixteen years, having been through drug abuse, arrests and debt, was unworldly. That word can summarise Stu Ungar in so many ways; the greatest poker talent to ever take to the felt, the come back in 1997 reminded the world what drugs had - and would forever - deprive the poker world of.

The years between 1981 and 1997 had been a hellacious repetition of drug abuse, gambling and personal torment. Married to a childhood sweetheart, Stuey had seen the birth of daughter Stephanie and the adoption of Madeline's son from a previous marriage, Richie. Shortly after his high school prom, Richie committed suicide - an event that would drive Ungar to cocaine and an irreparable void in his house life. In 1986, Stu and Madeline divorced and Ungar hit drugs and gambling with a vengeance. The next decade saw 'The Kid' come to be a shadow of his previous self, and even when backers stepped in to get Stuey back on the tournament trail, his weakness with cocaine cruelly intervened on any resurgence.

By 1997, Ungar was in huge debt, but old friend and fellow pro Billy Baxter looked to back him one more time. The backing came just moments before tournament entries closed. Ungar, showing the signs of years of drug abuse, sat down once again. Having spent the previous day trying to raise funds, he was exhausted, falling asleep at the table. Lifelong friend Mike Sexton, who was playing at the table, gave Ungar encouragement. Baxter gave him something a small more direct, tongue-lashing Ungar midway through the day. The coming worked, and Ungar returned to the table with a renewed vigor. arrival back on the second day, Ungar was a new man, rested and on top of his game. The rest was inevitable. Taking a huge chip lead into the final table, bookmakers made Ungar the beloved against the rest of the field, a compliment as much as it is a rarity.
The Kid did what every person expected. With a photo of his daughter Stephanie by his side, he systematically schooled the final table before sending the last man,

Ungar did not disappoint and won the Main Event for the third time. As if the poker gods had some ironic sense of humor, the final hand saw Stuey outdraw Strempz's A-8 with A-4, a deuce on the river giving Ungar a straight. 'The Kid' was the greatest card player of all time, and too good to be lucky.

The win meant Ungar would take half of the m he'd just won, the other half going to Baxter. The interview saw Gabe Kaplan ask if he would do things differently from there on. "Well, I hope so Gabe. You know, I've neglected my kids, you know, I've done a lot of slow-witted things to myself," replied the straight-talking Ungar. You hoped the win would be the kick-start of a new life so that poker could enjoy his talents for years to come.
Tragically, Stuey fell into old trappings, and in 1998 when his body succumbed to the results of the sustained drug use. How can you ever summarize Stu Ungar? The man himself did it best in the same interview. "There's nobody that ever beat me playing cards. The only one that ever beat me was myself and my bad habits."

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